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The Stool: Born Volatile, Died Illiquid

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness the rapid lifecycle of 凳子—a token that achieved a dizzying 278% ascent in merely twenty-four hours, only to discover that zero liquidity is rather inconvenient when one wishes to actually sell. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned brilliantly and briefly, its aristocratic top-ten holders clutching 61.3% of a worthless inheritance.