SAM TROLLMAN/Gpfg..pump
FLATLINED
Sam Trollman

Sam TrollmanGpfgNvf8zNU7GGeCwVXR3q5BVr7nG9K3WsfEBw8Zpump

$TrollmanGpfg..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme centralization meets complete market rejection

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$1.06
Holders
31
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.30B
Price USD
$1.30e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Sam Trollman: A Monument to Hubris

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness the tragic demise of Sam Trollman—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely inert while still technically alive. With a mere $1.06 in daily volume and 99.9% of tokens consolidated among the chosen few, this digital specimen represents nature's perfect study in wealth inequality and collective apathy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$1.06 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization meets complete market rejection
Patient Note

It trolled no one but itself, and the market showed up fashionably late to the funeral.

Holders

§ 04 · 31 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
014K9H...tS5H99.38%
024bfj...q4Nw0.12%
033eL4...3EKp0.11%
048jnc...yb1R0.09%
05DRvS...cnr70.04%
068psN...VRtf0.04%
07XA1u...z5s10.04%
089ZN3...agGV0.04%
093xgz...hZmu0.04%
107Sny...hJ9n0.03%