mk4_lul: A Comedy in Three Acts

In the waning hours of its brief 64-hour existence, mk4_lul has succumbed to the classic affliction of its kind: the sudden evaporation of liquidity paired with the gravitational pull of whale holdings. What began as a whispered promise of decentralization ended as it always does—with fifteen hopeful souls discovering they collectively own the financial equivalent of a participation trophy. Nature, as ever, abhors a vacuum; the market simply chose to fill this one with indifference.