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GBCoin: Born Dead, Died Instantly, Nobody Noticed

Here we observe GBCoin, a creature that existed for mere hours—a blink in evolutionary time. With nine holders clutching 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the savanna, this token achieved the remarkable feat of a 5413% pump followed by complete extinction, suggesting the price discovery mechanism worked exactly as intended: towards oblivion.