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Alien Intelligence Dies of Severe Concentration Disorder

Here we observe the cadaver of Alien Intelligence, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming utterly lifeless whilst technically remaining alive—a state of financial rigor mortis. With ninety-eight percent of its meager treasury hoarded by a mere ten holders, this extraterrestrial venture proved that the only intelligent design present was among its architects' exit strategy. The creature expired not with a bang, but with fifty-nine dollars of daily volume—a final wheeze barely registering above the cryptocurrency's flatline.