CAUSE OF DEATH
Normal People Coin: A Two-Hour Tragedy
Here we observe the Normal People Coin in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born merely 120 minutes ago, this ambitious token experienced what can only be described as a spectacular gravitational collapse, shedding 93.6% of its value faster than a meteor through Earth's atmosphere. The top 10 holders, clutching their 95.2% stake like a python constricting its prey, have left the remaining 102 souls to contemplate the meaning of their investment decisions.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, instant deflation, market rejection
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"It was normal for exactly 7 minutes and 43 seconds."