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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Aggressive rug pull via concentrated whale holdings
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-2.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.5K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: complete market failure before its first birthday. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of legitimacy—revoked authorities, three devoted holders, and a suspiciously round $1,488.45 in daily volume—this token nonetheless managed to shed 2% of its already-worthless value, a feat of financial entropy rarely witnessed in such compressed timeframes.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$1.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Aggressive rug pull via concentrated whale holdings
Patient Note
Here lies a fat little chud, who lived zero hours and died of acute concentration of wealth in the hands of people who'd already made their exit.
Holders
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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025KAt...ESG40.59%
03NtKg...B3LE0.09%