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Clutch's Talons Release Final Grip

Here we observe the final moments of Clutch the Bald Eagle, a creature that never quite learned to fly. With 86.8% of its plumage controlled by a mere handful of predators, this majestic token experienced what ornithologists call a 'catastrophic molt'—shedding 36% of its value in a single day. One might say it died not with a screech, but with a whimper and a liquidation notice.