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Mark Suckerberg: One Hour Wonder Dies Spectacularly

In the sweltering wastelands of Solana, we observe the remarkable demise of Mark Suckerberg—a token so spectacularly ephemeral it makes mayflies look like sequoias. Born at dawn with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it experienced a mathematically impossible 315% swing before vanishing entirely, much like its namesake's relevance. The 148 survivors, clutching their bags like drowning sailors, discovered too late that liquidity is rather important when one wishes to actually sell anything.