The Alpha RetardGm38SBgNht9f23AyXibPAqv41UkxVsXCo6PfbJEkpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Toxic concentration, negligible liquidity, market indifference
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$2.13
Holders
50
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
The Alpha Retard's Brief, Brutal Demise
In the swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before expiring. The Alpha Retard, named with the kind of self-awareness that presages extinction, managed to survive a mere 79 hours—a lifespan shorter than a mayfly's, yet infinitely more embarrassing. With 99.3% of its population held by ten individuals and a trading volume of $6.21, this token represents nature's perfect metaphor for financial futility.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.13 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Toxic concentration, negligible liquidity, market indifference
Patient Note
Here lies BRUCE: a cryptocurrency so illiquid, even its own creators couldn't dump it fast enough.
Holders
Top 1
98.1%
Top 5
99.5%
Top 10
99.8%
016YCC...dNKK98.08%
02Cvdh...aog8AUTOPSY1.14%03FxzC...dU9v0.15%
049hoY...9xLV0.09%
058psN...VRtf0.08%
06EUMk...eHJ90.06%
07AWF1...2goq0.05%
08G6Dv...eXGC0.05%
09F3SX...WQEk0.03%
10CExv...CrzP0.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
4.82 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
4.82 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 51d ago