HAALAND SONG/Gkpf..pump
FLATLINED
Haaland Song

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Gkpf..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Aggressive centralization combined with liquidity drought

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-6.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$256.46
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.27B
Price USD
$2.27e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Stillborn Meme Coin Meets Instant Extinction Event

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, the Haaland Song token emerged fully formed—and promptly expired before drawing its first breath. With a singular holder commanding 100% of supply and liquidity drained to absolute zero, this digital creature never stood a chance; it was less a token launch than a mercy killing masquerading as commerce.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$256.46 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Aggressive centralization combined with liquidity drought
Patient Note

Born at zero hours, dead by market open—a biographical window so brief that even its own creator may have forgotten it existed.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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