CAUSE OF DEATH
Persist Forever Dies In Twenty-Three Minutes
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus *Pump-and-Dump*, born mere hours ago with all the genetic markers of a doomed enterprise. Notice how the three holders—likely the creators themselves—clutch 100% of the supply with the desperation of animals sensing the approaching predator. The creature's 223% price movement represents not vitality, but the violent death throes of retail investors discovering, once again, that promises of permanence are written in sand.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical certainty
EPITAPH
"It promised to persist forever. It persisted for twenty-three minutes. Mathematics, it seems, is more honest than marketing."
