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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Launch

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale rigor mortis of a failed pump-and-dump. With ninety-nine point eight percent of its circulating supply concentrated in the hands of its creators, this token never stood a chance—it was not murdered, but rather stillborn with malicious intent.