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Pari Mahulu: Dead on Arrival, Still Twitching

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely an hour ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. The 330% price surge represents not vitality, but rather the final spasms of a pump-and-dump mechanism, as 113 hopeful investors discover they've purchased front-row seats to their own financial extinction. Observe how the top 10 holders, clutching 63.3% of supply, prepare for their inevitable stampede toward the exits.