SHITHEAD/Gjng..pump
FLATLINED
shithead

shitheadGjngU4cAAh94AjdCrZXt9i8JgTVH7DfLC7ApgFLXpump

$shitheadGjng..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership and evaporated liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.06
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.39B
Price USD
$2.39e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Shithead Token: A Cautionary Tale of Hubris

In the unforgiving ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe the remains of shithead—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while still technically alive. With four holders clinging to their bags like shipwreck survivors and a liquidity pool as dry as a venture capitalist's empathy, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with a whimper and $1.06 in volume.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$1.06 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership and evaporated liquidity
Patient Note

Here lies shithead: it was named correctly, lived briefly, and departed without changing anything except wallet balances to zero.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017Jyr...89JG99.98%
028psN...VRtf0.02%
03F9xG...y8ew0.00%