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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that lived mere hours—a grotesque inflation of 365% suggesting either miraculous birth or terminal pump-and-dump syndrome. The specimen exhibits all hallmarks of a rug-pull corpse: zero liquidity, concentrated holdings, and a suspicious lack of volume relative to its astronomical price movements. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors a honeypot.