GREG THE LOW QUALITY CHICKEN/Ghf7..pump
TERMINAL
greg the low quality chicken

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$16.6K
+221.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$39.7K
Holders
95
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$16.63B
Price USD
$1.66e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Greg the Chicken: Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the magnificent collapse of Greg, a poultry-themed digital asset that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors could even pronounce its name. In merely sixty minutes, this low-quality bird experienced a 221% price surge—nature's way of saying goodbye with one last, desperate flap of its wings before plummeting into the void.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$39.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 59.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

Greg lived 3,600 seconds and made more drama than a rooster at dawn, proving that in crypto, quality matters less than the speed at which you can exit.

Holders

§ 04 · 95 wallets
Top 1
45.2%
Top 5
59.0%
Top 10
68.6%
013dyE...Us2A45.20%
02BvfB...wo185.01%
03B88F...mEwJ3.14%
04BSsF...VYDP2.89%
05FKk6...2unz2.70%
064sNt...itY62.29%
076BTW...c12X2.05%
082p2m...2ks6AUTOPSY1.86%
092XpP...9qvJ1.77%
10ARMy...7nyB1.73%