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Smarty Pants: When Brilliance Met Arithmetic

Here we observe the remarkable corpse of Smarty Pants, a token that somehow convinced exactly two holders that mathematics was optional. In its final moments, as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti, the token's true predators—the top ten holders—revealed themselves to own 100% of an asset worth absolutely nothing. A masterclass in distributed hope meeting centralized despair.