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MONKEY Token: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—MONKEY, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could draw its first breath. With but three holders clutching its worthless carcass and zero liquidity to sustain it, this token's life cycle compressed the entire arc of human tragedy into a single, devastating 24-hour period. One might say it was less a launch and more a mass hallucination followed by immediate, collective regret.