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Mario Perps: A Plumber's Journey to Oblivion

Here we observe the Mario Perps token in its natural state—utterly, completely, irrevocably deceased. With zero liquidity and twenty-seven holders clutching their bags like grief-stricken mourners, this digital asset has achieved what few tokens manage: the perfect murder-suicide of market participation. The revocation of all authorities suggests even its creators abandoned it, much as one might flee a sinking ship.