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Newborn Corgi Expires After Mere Hours

Here we observe a creature so freshly minted, it had scarcely drawn its first blockchain breath before succumbing to the cruel realities of market dynamics. With a liquidity reserve of precisely zero and ninety-six percent of its population concentrated in the paws of a mere ten holders, this Corgi never stood a chance—a textbook case of premature enshittification.