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Chief of Staff: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: complete financial collapse whilst still technically breathing. Like a mayfly that mistook a petroleum fire for the sun, Chief of Staff burned brilliantly for 120 minutes before its predators—concentrated in the hands of ten—devoured what little remained. Nature's exit strategy rarely unfolds with such breathtaking efficiency.