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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: Turdcoin, born merely hours ago, already exhibits the pallor of financial necrosis. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and seventy percent of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten overlords, this token never stood a chance—a brief, violent pump followed by the inevitable dump of natural selection.