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PIGMAN: A Newborn's Stillbirth in Real Time

In the beginning, there was PIGMAN—a token so fresh from the mint it hadn't yet dried. Within mere hours of its virgin birth, the creature found itself gasping for breath, its liquidity pools evaporating faster than morning dew under the Saharan sun. What we witness here is not merely death, but the rapid decomposition of a speculative dream, observed with the clarity only a D-grade autopsy can provide.