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Tinfoil Hat Cult: One Hour Wonder

In the beginning, there was euphoria—a magnificent 553% surge in mere hours, a Promethean flame that briefly illuminated the darkened screens of 145 hopeful believers. Yet like all cults, this one collapsed under the weight of its own contradictions: zero liquidity, concentrated holdings, and a whisper-thin existence of just sixty minutes. The market, that great predator of delusion, had already moved on to fresher prey.