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SPACEMAN Never Reached Escape Velocity

Here we observe the cadaver of SPACEMAN, a token that launched with all the structural integrity of a cardboard rocket. In merely 117 hours, the specimen succumbed to the gravitational pull of concentrated ownership, where ten investors possessed 86.8% of all circulating tokens—a distribution pattern nature reserves for extinction events. The autopsy reveals anemic trading volume of just $909 daily, suggesting the market's collective diagnosis was terminal before the organs even began to fail.