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WOJAK: A Study in Existential Irrelevance

Here we observe the WOJAK specimen in its natural habitat—clinging to life support with the desperation of a man staring into an abyss that stares equally back. With a mere $87.79 in daily volume and liquidity so shallow one could wade through it, this token has achieved the remarkable feat of existing while contributing absolutely nothing to the ecosystem. The mint authority may be revoked, but one cannot revoke the existential dread of holding a position that trades less frequently than a cemetery.