BIRCEL FUNDS/GbWT..pump
TERMINAL
Bircel Funds

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$BIRCELGbWT..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Stillborn pump-and-dump mechanics with hyperconcentration

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
-89.2% · 24h
Liquidity
$4.3K
Volume 24h
$50.5K
Holders
88
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.79B
Price USD
$1.79e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Bircel Funds: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the art of self-sabotage. Despite revoking both its authorities in what appears to be a theatrical gesture of responsibility, Bircel could not escape the fundamental predator of all tokens: an 88% concentration in ten wallets and an 89% price collapse that suggests the founding apes sold before the ink dried.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$4.3K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$50.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 80.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Stillborn pump-and-dump mechanics with hyperconcentration
Patient Note

It achieved liquidity of four thousand dollars and the eternal infamy of existing—a truly Pyrrhic victory in the memecoin graveyard.

Holders

§ 04 · 88 wallets
Top 1
63.4%
Top 5
80.6%
Top 10
88.0%
01HgeM...psmV63.39%
02BFpW...Ydk110.26%
0395Mn...72eV2.57%
04ENkQ...j8tz2.31%
05A4ZP...47m62.03%
06Gd78...Es3E1.92%
07PNuo...25ak1.68%
082bqX...JCAc1.36%
09Cjvz...Fru91.24%
102i8q...N3G41.22%