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TERMINAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, microscopic liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
-94.3% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.7K
Volume 24h
$576.4K
Holders
215
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.80B
Price USD
$1.80e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Fast Food Finance Flames Out In Record Time

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived but a single hour—a peculiar specimen born with all the structural integrity of a McDonald's ice cream machine. The MCDNLDS token experienced what can only be described as a financial myocardial infarction, shedding 94.3% of its value faster than a burger loses its freshness under heat lamps, while its concentrated holders maintained an iron grip on 97.9% of the supply.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.7K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$576.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 96.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, microscopic liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

It promised golden arches; it delivered a golden parachute for the few, a melted ice cream cone for the many—all accomplished before most people finished their morning coffee.

Holders

§ 04 · 215 wallets
Top 1
90.0%
Top 5
96.4%
Top 10
97.9%
019Ygk...B2NN89.99%
02DiHj...JCK53.40%
03Dpts...fYQx1.26%
04AgEk...u4BW0.89%
052NuA...gRfVAUTOPSY0.88%
06Hjxi...1mUt0.44%
07EQzG...2QCb0.37%
08E5w5...yDzM0.26%
09Femr...zZ1C0.25%
10muEQ...2YyG0.17%