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TERMINAL
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$MCDNLDSGbCM..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, microscopic liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$2.47
Holders
91
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.60B
Price USD
$1.60e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Fast Food Finance Flames Out In Record Time

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived but a single hour—a peculiar specimen born with all the structural integrity of a McDonald's ice cream machine. The MCDNLDS token experienced what can only be described as a financial myocardial infarction, shedding 94.3% of its value faster than a burger loses its freshness under heat lamps, while its concentrated holders maintained an iron grip on 97.9% of the supply.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.47 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, microscopic liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

It promised golden arches; it delivered a golden parachute for the few, a melted ice cream cone for the many—all accomplished before most people finished their morning coffee.

Holders

§ 04 · 91 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
99.8%
019Ygk...B2NN99.36%
02muEQ...2YyG0.17%
03HeEw...KYCc0.11%
048m8y...PcRD0.09%
05AkTg...8tRj0.03%
06BoQr...WVGB0.03%
074K4y...TefB0.02%
08Gymj...Ub3U0.02%
098psN...VRtf0.01%
10zHxn...MizB0.01%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
7.00 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
7.00 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 44d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known