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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Here we observe メイちゃん, a creature born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of acute liquidity necrosis. Despite a miraculous 118% price surge—nature's final cruel jest—the token has discovered what all pump-and-dumps eventually learn: that zero liquidity is rather difficult to exit through. The concentration of wealth in ten hands suggests this was less a token launch and more a well-coordinated magic trick, wherein the rabbit was us.