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Donny's Brief Highland Fling Ends in Tragedy

Here we observe the Donny token in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence—already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic market rejection. A 78.7% price collapse and liquidity of mere thousands suggest this Scottish waterfowl never quite took flight, despite impressive volume that only underscores how violently traders fled the scene. One might say the token's authorities were revoked not out of prudence, but out of mercy.