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GOAT: Four Hours to Financial Extinction

Here we observe a creature that never truly lived—born into a hostile ecosystem with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. In merely four hours, the GOAT has achieved what most tokens spend months attempting: complete and utter irrelevance. The thirteen holders grip their worthless tokens like shipwreck survivors clinging to driftwood, unaware the ocean has already claimed them.

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