CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib, Suspicious Circumstances
In the waning moments of its first hour, this peculiar creature—christened 'We Cant Talk Here'—experienced a catastrophic 43.6% hemorrhage, a mortality rate that would make even the most pessimistic prognosticator weep. Despite the architect's noble gesture of revoking mint and freeze authorities, the top 10 holders had already claimed over half the organism's genetic material, a parasitic arrangement that proved terminal before the creature could draw its second breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme top-holder concentration meets newborn volatility
EPITAPH
"It couldn't talk here, and thank goodness—it had nothing good to say about its future."
