IKEA MONKEY/GZr9..pump
FLATLINED
IKEA Monkey

IKEA MonkeyGZr9HdX2Mwr3jE8iWGLngt65nP7EUWrXCiXWcS2rpump

$IKEAGZr9..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration and immediate liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$7.4K
+160.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.2K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.58B
Price USD
$2.58e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the vast savanna of Solana blockchain, we observe the IKEA Monkey—a creature that existed for precisely zero hours before succumbing to the laws of predatory finance. Born into a world where 63.9% of its population was concentrated in the hands of the alpha pack, this token never stood a chance; it was, quite literally, dead on arrival.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$3.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration and immediate liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It assembled itself once, and fell apart just as quickly—much like IKEA furniture, but considerably more expensive.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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028psN...VRtf0.02%
039rv1...r2E10.00%