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Goon Cena: A One-Hour Cryptocurrency Tragedy

Here we observe Goon Cena in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has survived precisely one hour before succumbing to the inevitable forces of market entropy. Note the complete liquidity drain and the curious phenomenon wherein ten holders possess the entirety of supply, a mathematical arrangement that would make even the most pessimistic economist weep into their portfolio. The creature's final gasps, a mere $96k in volume, echo hauntingly across the memecoin graveyard.