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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Hour One

Here we observe the EBT Plates specimen, born merely an hour ago, already exhibiting the classical signs of financial sepsis. Despite a heroic 126% price surge and the ceremonial revocation of its authorities, the creature finds itself in that most precarious of states: utterly devoid of liquidity, a financial ghost haunting the blockchain with naught but hope and seventy increasingly panicked hodlers.