Jail Tristan ParsonsGZD2Ti3FxnXgkLzpUSzeFZqMq43eksujZMP6bPuNpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Hyperacute pump-and-dump syndrome with acute liquidity evaporation
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
-89.2% · 24h
Liquidity
$4.3K
Volume 24h
$28.9K
Holders
63
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Tristan's Jailbreak: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the competitive ecosystem of Solana, the Jail Tristan Parsons token emerged with all the evolutionary fitness of a mayfly in a microwave. Within a single hour, this curious specimen experienced a catastrophic 89% collapse—a death spiral so swift it makes natural selection look leisurely. The creature's demise was presaged by its own design: concentrated holdings, revoked authorities, and liquidity shallow enough to drown a gnat.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$4.3K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$28.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 73.7% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Hyperacute pump-and-dump syndrome with acute liquidity evaporation
Patient Note
Here lies Tristan, who jailbroke for sixty minutes—long enough to prove that on Solana, even revoked authorities can't revoke regret.
Holders
Top 1
64.0%
Top 5
73.7%
Top 10
81.7%
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02EQB7...diFx3.44%
03Kv7w...7jWZ2.17%
042KD3...EKVZ2.07%
055iZv...pTyV2.00%
065c3m...NjRD1.77%
07Bghr...Pqr11.75%
08CS2n...nuNM1.58%
096bgu...7zq61.53%
108Cjz...KHJd1.42%