CAUSE OF DEATH
Gary's Groundhog Day: A Premature Demise
In the waning hours of its existence, Gary the groundhog experienced what can only be described as a spectacular 444% seizure—a final, convulsive gasp before succumbing to the merciless mathematics of zero liquidity. With a mere 82 holders and 54.4% of supply concentrated in the trembling hands of the top ten, this creature never stood a chance in the Solana savanna. Like Icarus, but hairier and far less dignified, Gary flew too close to the sun in mere minutes.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration toxicity, newborn fragility
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"He saw his shadow, and it was a 99% rugpull."