PumpCrafty McPumpfaceGXCjyV1Abmpdaj9FE7bfEaVpXj2SxrXMCPbvyRLDYjML
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
+3.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$130.71
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Pump Crafty's Stillborn Death Certificate
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that never truly lived at all. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and five holders gripping 100% of its worthless corpus, PumpCrafty McPumpface experienced what biologists call 'instant extinction'—a creature so fundamentally broken that survival was never an option.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$130.71 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
They revoked the authorities but forgot to revoke the laws of physics—this token was dead on arrival.
Holders
Top 1
98.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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026qVD...QJfR0.62%
03HQKe...Aje30.52%
044tUA...tFx90.37%
053GM8...usEf0.35%