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A Masterclass in Ironic Self-Fulfiction

Here we observe the fascinating remains of a token whose very name proved to be its most accurate prospectus. With two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, the market delivered precisely what the creators promised: everyone was indeed lying, though primarily to themselves. In nature, such spectacular self-sabotage is rare; in cryptocurrency, it is merely Tuesday.