CAUSE OF DEATH
Gemini Spark: Dead on Arrival, Spectacularly
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen—a token that achieved mortality within mere hours, a speed record that would make even the most aggressive predators jealous. As the dust settles on this financial cadaver, we find eighty hopeful souls clutching their worthless holdings, watching helplessly as ten vultures feast upon 83% of the feast. The revoked authorities suggest a mercy killing, though the market's indifference proves the cruelest blade.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration collapse within one hour
EPITAPH
"Here lies Spark: it flickered, it fleeced, it fled—all before breakfast."
