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The Happypills Overdose: A Sixty-Minute Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—one that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before its first birthday candle could be lit. The Happypills, despite its cheerful nomenclature, experienced a catastrophic 93.4% hemorrhage within a single day, a decline so severe that even the most optimistic bag holder would struggle to find the silver lining. The autopsy reveals a creature strangled by its own concentration: ninety-five percent of its tissue mass controlled by merely ten apex predators, leaving our unfortunate retail investors gasping for breath in the financial tundra.