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Retail Coin's One-Hour Death Spiral Examined

Here we observe the Retail Coin, a creature that never truly lived—merely existed in that cruel liminal space between launch and liquidation. Born merely an hour ago, it experienced the full arc of human despair in the time most of us complete our morning coffee. With half its value evaporating before its first birthday candle could be lit, and 50% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten fortunate few, this token exemplifies nature's most brutal law: in decentralized finance, some are born equal, but some are born with wallets already full.