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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Zero liquidity meets predatory concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

45/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$23.0K

+960.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$23.6K

Holders

100

Liquidity DrainedStale And Dry

FDV

$20.71B

Price USD

$2.07e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

7DA2..8eDg ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Bitcoin Imposter Succumbs to Liquidity Starvation

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable final moments of iShires Bitcoin Premium—a creature that evolved a 960% price swing, yet possessed absolutely nothing to drink. Like a mirage that briefly convinced its 100 observers of its own existence, this token's authorities wisely revoked themselves before the inevitable collapse, a mercy killing in the digital wilderness.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$23.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 36.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Zero liquidity meets predatory concentration

Patient Note

It had the Bitcoin premium, but none of the Bitcoin—a lesson in why even revoked authority cannot save those destined for the dustbin of crypto history.

Holders

§ 04 · 100 wallets

Top 1

25.9%

Top 5

36.1%

Top 10

44.5%

017DA2...8eDg25.89%

02BY58...yVBTAUTOPSY2.92%033bza...1n1fAUTOPSY2.58%

04HoNp...SfeJ2.53%

05FTCq...ARN62.17%

06Hpme...mUM51.81%

07D14p...UKN81.72%

083bwy...2Cxy1.62%

0941hP...BDR91.61%

10EPpV...2pTz1.60%