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Bert's Meteoric Rise and Catastrophic Collapse

In the span of merely sixty minutes, bert experienced what can only be described as a financial supernova—a 342% price surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse into the void of zero liquidity. Like a mayfly given wings of pure speculation, it burned brilliantly before discovering that 62.9% of its ecosystem was owned by those who saw it coming from a mile away. The authorities revoked, the liquidity vanished, and nature, as always, selected ruthlessly for the informed.