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BONT: Born Breathing Fire, Died Gasping

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the newborn creature, merely hours old, experiences a violent 372% seizure before expiring entirely. Our specimen, BONT, arrived stillborn into a liquidity vacuum—a financial aneurysm masquerading as enthusiasm. The authorities, though dutifully revoked, could not prevent what is perhaps the cruellest irony: a token so young it hasn't yet learned to hold value.