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SpaceX Bank Launches Directly Into the Sun

In the beginning, there was hype. In the end, there was nothing. This specimen, barely hours old, achieved a spectacular 515% gain—the financial equivalent of a mayfly experiencing its entire life's ambition before breakfast. Yet with zero liquidity and half its supply concentrated in ten wallets, it was less a token and more a elaborate exit strategy dressed in optimistic nomenclature.