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Gary's Groundhog Day: A Cautionary Tale

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, Gary the Groundhog emerged, lived, and expired—all within the span of a single rotation of the blockchain. Like a mayfly at a funeral, this token achieved the remarkable feat of losing 79.8% of its non-existent value while three tragic souls held the entirety of its remains. The post-mortem reveals a creature born already gasping, suffocated by the cold hand of mathematics itself.