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Joby's Wife Dies Two Hours After Birth

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a peculiar creature was born—Joby's Wife, named perhaps in jest by its creator. For precisely 120 minutes, this token thrived in a fevered 185% rally, a frenzied death dance fueled by $6,362 in volume and the desperate hope of 57 believers. Alas, the absence of liquidity proved its fatal flaw; like a newborn gasping for oxygen in a vacuum, it simply could not breathe.