CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Stablecoin Flatlines After One Hour
In the unforgiving savannah of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a three-week-old corpse. The concentration of wealth in ten ruthless predators, combined with a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle in the Serengeti, created the perfect conditions for a swift and merciless extinction event.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization meets catastrophic liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"It was stable for exactly 60 minutes—which, coincidentally, is how long its creators needed to exit with the goods."